"Jesus Has Dancing Girls"

Jesus has dancing girls and cheesy used car salesmen in his godly employ. “Listen here folks” Cadillac man says, on center stage with heavenly gyrating nymphs, “Jesus loves YOU more than your parents, more than your children, even more than your spouse.” My husband looks at me, sideways glance, eyebrow raised as if to inquire about my extra-marital affairs, “With Jesus?” I reply out loud with a wild laugh, “Most definitely.” Aleathia Drehmer 2006